The day for cheapos ;-)

Well, I'm sure you know that today (the day after baby Jesus's birthday) is a biiiig day for poor people everywhere. As a person of means, I don't see the point of running around the stores with all those PWOMs (People WithOut Money) frantically trying to buy old wrapping paper, returned XXXL fatty clothes, and tacky christmas tree ornaments! Why not just buy the good stuff without all the silly whining about how much it costs! Don't they have access to the interweb? I see those frantic people looking for "deals" and I just cover my mouth and giggle! He he! Where does all that cheapo cost cutting get you anyway? You don't see rich people doing it, so it must not matter that much, otherwise all the PWOMs would be rich too!

Here's hoping you're not one of those PWOMs embarrasing themselves today!

Isn't Wal-Mart Wonderful?

Dear Friends, isn't it comforting to know that when you need something that a retailer will really go the extra mile and be there for you! 2 years ago William and I worked for a local citizen action group to get a new supercenter (#3 in our town) built. We worked tirelessly to rid our fair city of those atrocious little independent stores that are high priced and don't offer the convenient shopping hours. I must admit, there was a certain joy watching these "little barons of greed" go out of business one by one. So today I can stand proud and do my last minute shopping at the Walmart Supercenter! You know what's funny and really justifies what we tried to convey...people don't get trampled at little stores..only Walmart because Walmart has what the people want...so much so that they'll run over the slow people! LOL

What's wrong with Hawaii?

The answer my pale skinned, homebound, freckle faced friends is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Yes, We've decided to take another trip out to Hawaii. Our annual trip will take place 2 days after Xmas! (First we have to winterize PepperCreek ranch) It's so exciting, William has already booked his tee times and I have my spa treatments lined up! Nothing says Happy Holidays like the warm pacific sun. I must say, William's bonus check was much larger than expected this year.

So think of us while you're freezing your pa-toot's off. We'll have white sand on our toes and peenya coladas on our tongues!

I'll be sure to update the site with pictures upon our return!

Aloha to me!

Shopping makes me super happy!

What a craaazy week! I spent much of last week making sure the staff had Peppercreek Ranch looking festive. I did have to let Esmerelda go :(, like William always says "Show up on time or don't show up at all!". Anyway, I did some internnet marketing on Tuesday and then the last few days I flew down to New Orleans for some "Antiqueing". Bethany and I bought so many wonderful gifts..and I confess most of them were for us ;). Anywho, so xmas is approaching fast and I really love those last minute shopping deals. There are sooooo many presents under our tree, but i don't like to pass up a deal. One good tip I have for shopping is to get yourself a "handicap sticker", if you know the right doctor he can issue you a temporary one! I tell ya ladies, it is soooo convenient parking close to the store. Tomorrow I think I'm going to go ahead and get that new car....nothing says Merry Christmas like a new car smell. Take care!

Why are people so hateful?

I started this blog to share my experiences and success to help others out. Yes, I believe Christmas is for winners not whiners...yes I love my new home and happy family. Does that make me a bad person? Absolutely not! For all those angry evil people, stop posting insults on my blog!

You know you're just jealous of us!

Making money in a tight economy

If you turn on the news you hear crazy things like: "we're in a recession", or "now is the time for cutting back" or even "everyone should think about having a smaller simpler christmas".

To all those I say BAH HUM BUG! Christmas is about celebrating winners, making the most of your year end excess you've accumulated and doing something nice for yourself and your family. In a tight economy I have some great tips for making ends meet:

1. Stop giving to charitable organizations - from the bell ringers to the beggars, they all should have planned better. If you dont' bail them out this year they'll be better off next year! Plus you'll have more jingle in your pockets!
2. Capitalize on desparation- find the hot toys on the market and buy up as many as you possibly can. Wait until people are truly desparate and get top dollar for them! If they really want their kids to have a good christmas they'll pay through the nose and you'll be ready to take their money!
3. Keep your receipts and DEMAND that others buying you gifts attach a receipt. This will allow you to see just how much they spent on you and more importantly get a full refund! Cash is king my friends!
4. Regift regift regift! it's inexpensive, just be careful you don't regift in the same social circles.
5. Don't host parties, attend them! This save you time and expenses. Let the people hosting it pickup the check for once.

Keep a cool head and follow my advice and you'll come out of the Christmas holidays a winner!

Be careful what toys you buy for your kids!

It's Christmas time and everyone is searching for that perfect gift. As a rule, weapons are usually not a great choice. Being a parent of 4 wonderful, well adapted, grown children I'd like to add my 2 cents on this.

Weapons (if chosen correctly) allow the child to develop gross motor skills. They also stimulate "creative play" and build a sense of "control" and "order" to the child's skill set.

So as you're doing some last minute shopping (mine is already done..I got a new car!) try finding some good ol'fashioned weapons!

Are your Internet marketing skills up to snuff?

Recently I've starting doing some non-profit work with small business owners. I consider myself to be an internet marketing expert, and decided it would be shame if I didn't pass along my knowledge and help others! It's really a combination of my photography skills AND email proficiency.

Here are a few tips that can make your marketing much more successful:
1. Make sure the ad is free of speling and gramatical mistakes. This makes you appear ignorant.
2. The picture should be crisp and clean, not dingy and dirty like you're a piggy!
3. Use fanciful language, it adds a touch of whimsy and will draw in your prospect.
4. Try and review proper email etiquette when responding
5. Don't post a sale that is pending, it's either sold or it's not. remember, ABC...Always Be Closing!

I hope these tips will help you along the way. There are a few other "so called" experts out there, be mindful and careful who you trust with your business!

My new hobby...Pet Photography! purrrty neat!

Greetings everyone. While we continue to search for Senor Loco, Kelli suggested that I take some more pictures of "people and their pets". I just signed up for a photography class at the local rec center ! I find this work fascinating and will post some of my favs here...like this one of Glen, Terri and Snickerdoodle the cat!

Has anyone seen Senor Loco?

I'm sure all of you have heard that Senor Loco (my niece Kelli's dog) is missing. For the last several weeks we've been assisting in the search and despite all our efforts to find him...he is nowhere to be found! :(

This is the most recent photo we have of him, if any of you may have seen him please let Kelli or myself know ASAP!!

Christmas should be classy not trashy

Its that time of year again that I loathe...waiting for certain lazy neighbors to take down their yuletide decorations! I think it's deplorable that people wait until after Dec 26th to take down their: inflatable snowmen, gaudy lights, painted plywood people, plastic candles and lighted reindeer. I've started a petition here locally to abolish and punish those who "trash up" instead of "class up" christmas.

This initial fine will be $250, is that steep enough? I value the input of friends and family like you.

LOOKING FOR A WII?

The reason we're wealthy is simply that we work harder and pray harder than you. Case in point, this summer William and I bought up over 50 Wii game consoles so that we could sell them now (when the market is in "high demand").

As of this posting we have over 30 left, and if you're with 50 miles of Little Rock, Nashville, or Atlanta we can get one to you tonight!

If you want one, email us with your offer at peppercreekranch@yahoo.com

God helps those who help themselves to get out your shekels and lets make a deal!!!

Christmas is for Winners!

The one thing that really irks me about this time of year is the "boo hooing" and "woe is me". Winners think about all the things in life they deserve..and they go and get them! Whiners think about all the things they should have or could have but sit around like sluggards.

So this holiday season spread some cheer by winning not whining...it will brighten your day and others as well!

Are you coming to our Halloween Gala next year?

I know its December but we're already planning this event. We're bringing in real Washington apples for bobbing and we'll have an authentic medieval hay ride! Put on your thinking caps and come up with a great outfit!

Another new endeavor

I know deep down in my heart the reason people like us succeed and many on the world fall short is that we're actually smarter and more driven...it really pays off. William is always seeking new ventures and as with everything applies his patented ROI formula to it.

Sooooooooooo this year we're looking to add Powerthirst to our BioFix portfolio! It's for people like us that need "Gratuitous Amounts of Energy". We've pre-ordered 17 cases of Shockolate and Rawberry and will be contacting you (our friends and family) to get your order!

Turkey Day 2007

It's that time of year again to strike down the noble foul known as "Meleagris gallopav" or for the unlearned (like Uncle Albert)....turkey! This year is the same as previous years - we'll all dress in authentic quaker outfits and gather on the front lawn. Next, Glen will release the "Tom" and the adults will strike it down with either small hand clubs or shotguns (depending on who is closer). We've investigated doing some bow hunting and I must admit the act of smoting a turkey with a medieval weapon is something that excites us

Homemaking Tips from Gail

I've been a homemaker for 20 years so I probably know more than you (jk, but seriously):

• Use the little square plastic fastener from bread bags to hold the masking tape in place, instead of folding the end over.



• Put your car keys on the pile of outgoing mail in the evening, so you can't forget to take it to the mailbox the next morning.



• If you soak a pan overnight in 1 part vinegar, 2 parts baking soda and sniff of the king’s brandy you’ll find it’s much easier to clean



• It is better to regift than to receive, so kings to the person that gave me the bread machine because it’s already on it’s way to a new home! (trickle down economics?)



• Use woodscraps from your husbands workshop to put on the coals when you barbecue fish or poultry

The Pan Flute Rocks!

Yes its true, i've found the time to take pan flute lessons! It's so easy i'm not sure why i didn't pick it up before. Have you ever been at a family gathering and a spontaneous sing along started? Me too and have you ever wondered...I wish someone here had a musical instrument we could sing along with. I don't have that problem anymore.



I fashioned my pan flute from some bamboo from the island of Cyprus I bought off ebay and had it bound together with corinthian leather. I love making melodious music with dear friends and family! It truly transforms your wind into song ;)



If you've ever wanted to play the pan flute I recommend this site!

William-isms! you can't get enough of his wisdom

Forgiveness makes you smaller, while Anger forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Learn from the poor, just don’t be poor!

"Cursed is the man who moves his neighbor’s boundary stone” Deuteronomy 27:17.

You live here, you work here, the work will set you free

Tell me more about BioFix!

Over the years many of you have asked us, “Gail, how is it that you and William are so wealthy? Why have you been blessed so richly?” The answer is two simple things: Hard work, and BioFix. In 2005 William and I have made a commitment to really follow our passion and teach as many people as possible about how to be successful (and thin) like us. Bio is a latin word meaning “living creature” and fix as in “it fixes you”. We’re hosting 4 major events per year and would love it if all of you could attend at least two of them. We welcome the chance to sit down with each one of you and teach you the secrets to success and thin living. More on these events to follow! Aren’t you sick of being fat AND poor? BioFix is the best network marketing company since Mcdonalds and we love it!