Christmas should be classy not trashy

Its that time of year again that I loathe...waiting for certain lazy neighbors to take down their yuletide decorations! I think it's deplorable that people wait until after Dec 26th to take down their: inflatable snowmen, gaudy lights, painted plywood people, plastic candles and lighted reindeer. I've started a petition here locally to abolish and punish those who "trash up" instead of "class up" christmas.

This initial fine will be $250, is that steep enough? I value the input of friends and family like you.

LOOKING FOR A WII?

The reason we're wealthy is simply that we work harder and pray harder than you. Case in point, this summer William and I bought up over 50 Wii game consoles so that we could sell them now (when the market is in "high demand").

As of this posting we have over 30 left, and if you're with 50 miles of Little Rock, Nashville, or Atlanta we can get one to you tonight!

If you want one, email us with your offer at peppercreekranch@yahoo.com

God helps those who help themselves to get out your shekels and lets make a deal!!!