Sunday, January 4, 2009

Funny story!

A funny thing happened at church today! When the collection plate was being passed around, William just passed it on without putting anything in (we donate on our own schedule). Some lady that we don't know right next to us saw it and said "don't you have money?" to which William responded "You're darn right I'm rich!"

It gave me goosebumps! I'm so proud of him!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This blog isn't real, wealthy people do not speak, write or think this way. I grew up around fairly wealthy adults and they just don't do this.

The Jenkins said...

Hmmm, because you're hiding behind the moniker you're poor AND a coward!

Anonymous said...

I am not sure if this blog is real, or not, but I can tell you what is real: The massive, corn-choked dump I left in the upper deck of the ladies-room toilet at St Sebastian the Savior’s rectory.

Hell...It's probably been there a good three & half weeks by now...

I may not have money to drop in the offering plate, or canned lima beans for a food drive, but the smug sense of satisfaction I get every time I see Ms. Fullerton speed-walk out of the "loo" looking like she was just shoulder-deep in a skunk's ass is my heavenly reward, here on Earth.

Peace.

Anonymous said...

If you have to tell someone that you or your fag husband is rich or funny, then you're not. Your house is a hovel, those rags you call clothes are ridiculously comical, and you and your husband look like incestuous rednecks. Have a happy New Year.

Anonymous said...

Wow...who shit in this guy's ^^ Fruit Loops?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know how to HTML a scan of my nutsack onto a blog?

The Jenkins said...

Sven,

What kind of nut business are you in? I hear the pecan and walnut markets are growing tremendously!

I think you'll need a "scanner" or perhaps a "digital camera" to take the picture of your nutsack.


Gail

Anonymous said...

Gail -

Thanks for your interest in my nuts.

A representative from MyBag.Com will contact you shortly to discuss fondling my hairy pear.

In the meantime, if you could mind your own fucking business, I would really appreciate it.

Warm Regards.
Sven