Friday, June 12, 2009

They may look small and cute but....

midgets are highly organized and have an agenda to bring down normal sized humans. Everyone knows that midgets hate kids and by association the parents.

Today more than ever, midgets are trying to advance their vile agenda into mainstream america. They have parties, go out in public, even have their own TV shows!

When do we as decent people rise up and say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

This summer, you will see them more than ever..at the circus, the county fair's, the carnivals. Be aware and BEWARE!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Tornado season is here!

For some those pesky twisters are tearing up their rickety houses and trailerhomes...but for me and William it's been a tornado of greenbacks!

The last few months I've really focused on my craigslist ministry, helping the lost and poor improve their salesmanship skills! Based on some of the feedback I'm really changing lives.

If I've helped you and you've benefited, I would appreciate sending a few dollars to me to compensate for my valuable time....and then tell your friends about my great advice!

Here are a few tidbits I've passed along so far:
* To the lady selling the white fabric couch, I recommend taking a picture that doesn't show the pee stain. If necessary, flip the cushion over so it's "hidden". Buyer beware I always say!
* To the person shopping for used kids clothes on the internet...one word "YUCK". If you can't pay full price for clothes then you probably shouldn't be shopping.
* To the person selling kids toys for under $10..have some pride in yourself! write a witty description and multiply your price by 5! you'll be seeing green quick!

Keep up the good work folks, I look forward to all your 'thank you's'