I'm moving to NYC to further my career!

Well its true, finally after many many months of hard work and phone calls I've been accepted to an elite NYC art school. I'm entrenched in the full turmoil of finding a suitable residence. I look forward to sharing my experiences with you these next few months as I move to the big apple. Fortunately my wealth and social status affords me the luxury of taking time off. I'm so determined that I had William load up the truck with a few things and as I write this I'm driving to the the BIG APPLE! If i can make it there I can make it anywhere!

Midgets are crafty

Not only can they were the clothes of small children, but the size and evil hearts allow them to camoflage and blend in. The only real way to spot them is their hands, midgets only have 3 fingers and a thumb (just like cartoon people).

They are probably watching us right now!

Bird for Sale!

After many many years of faithful service (which included biting my hand, and crapping in a birdcage 4-5 times a day) its time we bid farewell and find a new home for ChiChi.

ChiChi is an african gray parrot, we originally paid over $500 for!

We're selling the bird, the cage, and a stack of Wichita Times newspapers (which we also call cage liners) all for the low low price of $350.

As in all of my innernet offers...first come first serve y'all!