Portly People and Small Dogs - they go together...

But why?

It's really simple actually, this way the portly people can keep most of the food for themselves. They don't have to be jealous about feeding a tiny dog.

It works every time!

Billy Dee Williams is right, I find that if you can't negotiate to get what you want..a little malt liquor or a handgun will help you get the deal!

Colt 45 - the official beer and handgun of Pepper Creek Ranch.

Kids need to know that vegatables can be bad! >:0

3 years ago the left wing media really ramped up their attacks on the beef, and tobacco industries..both of which are near and dear to our hears. Nearly everyone that didn't participate in our MLM programs or come to our galas...turns out were vegatarians. The worst of them were the Vegans! Each Labor day we dress in a large carrot outfit and go about town and scare children, they need to know that vegatables aren't all they are cracked up to be. There have been a few instances where we have had to "roll" strollers and kick children in the fanny, I think it really helps emphasize the message.

I love carrying an umbrella!

Well, it's starting to get into the rainy season here at Pepper Creek Ranch, and the thing I like most about rain is UMBRELLAS!

I love carrying an umbrella because it makes me look smart and sophisticated...and more importantly reminds those don't don't have one how unprepared and slow minded they are.

So next time you leave the house, bring an umbrella..you'll impress people and and impress upon them your social status!

BTW: ever notice how the lower classes and portly people never have one ;)

I'm a Twitterati!

I always try and stay up on the latest and greatest methods for succeeding. Now all of you can follow me and my sound financial advice on Twitter! It will be like your computer and phones will allow me to hand you dead presidentes!

you can follow me there at www.twitter.com/peppercreekrnch

They wouldn't let me use the 'a' in ranch, which is disturbing because I do prefer the king's english.

Which Financial Predator are you?

With MAGNOCASH you'll become a financial carnivore! We find that most succesful MAGNOCASH participants have a predator for a mascot. We encourge them to make them into hats and tshirts! My cousin Brad is a largemouth bass - eating all the smaller financial fish in his pond, and Ed Sonnenstein (the newest member) is a plains buffalo ( a truly ferocious beast that eats humans)! I am the wolf! Which one do you want to be? Most PWOM's are very low on the financial food chain, they are accustomed to being consumed and losing. Another thing is they are mainly fat and make for good financial meals ;)

What's for lunch at Pepper Creek? CASH SALAD of course!

It's really amazing how much money we're making at Pepper Creek. The sales of my "ebook" are rolling in, and the new MagnoCash program is fantastic! Thanks for all the "good news" and "success" stories! It really means our MAGNOCASH program is working!!!

To quote step 17, "If you have the means, mean it!"...and we have! MAGNOCASH creates wealth by turning every facet of your life into a "cash magnet". It's something that the PWOM's (people without money) will never get. Like step 28 says, "don't imagine, become!". So keep up the good work out there folks, maybe you'll be having cash salad for lunch soon.