Thursday, January 15, 2009

The "Flu"?!? comes to Pepper Creek


Hiemal weather came to to Pepper Creek Ranch© this week, and with the chill a most absurd illness. Glen came down with something called “the Flu” which is much worse that it’s short name implies. We thought that BioFixx (our natural remedy company) would prevent us from suffering “the scourge of the penniless” but Glen’s poor constitution makes him a target. He kept all of us awake for a week. He started with throat clearing and progressed to a deep hacking cough and then to hocking up all sorts of things in the early morning hours. From there he spent the better part of each day sprinting to the bathroom, whining about the sweats and “vomiting”. We had to put the staff in quarantine as William felt they were responsible for getting Glen sick. I’m not sure if it was their poor diet or economic status but either way we’ve taken appropriate steps so it won’t happen again. William and I have decided to rekindle our love for each other at the private villa south of Cancun. I can't wait to feel the stress of our daily lives melt away under the warm Carribbean sun and cool peenya coladas!!!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got a $1000 that says Glen has HIV.

You suck 12,000 dicks, sooner or later you're bound to get a hold of a bad one.

Anonymous said...

Are you that egotistical to think only those without money get the flu?!?

Anonymous said...

Marcus that is a horrible comment.

Anonymous said...

"peenya" coladas? Ummm, ookay.

Anonymous said...

What imbeciles, "peenya coladas", Sure.

Anonymous said...

Idiots, they've never even been to Tijuana Mexico, let alone Cancun.

The Jenkins said...

LOL of course we go to mexico silly britches to hire our staff members.

Anonymous said...

Lairs liars, pants in fire!

Watsonkdhg said...

What imbeciles, "peenya coladas", Sure.