Christmas should be classy not trashy

Its that time of year again that I loathe...waiting for certain lazy neighbors to take down their yuletide decorations! I think it's deplorable that people wait until after Dec 26th to take down their: inflatable snowmen, gaudy lights, painted plywood people, plastic candles and lighted reindeer. I've started a petition here locally to abolish and punish those who "trash up" instead of "class up" christmas.

This initial fine will be $250, is that steep enough? I value the input of friends and family like you.

LOOKING FOR A WII?

The reason we're wealthy is simply that we work harder and pray harder than you. Case in point, this summer William and I bought up over 50 Wii game consoles so that we could sell them now (when the market is in "high demand").

As of this posting we have over 30 left, and if you're with 50 miles of Little Rock, Nashville, or Atlanta we can get one to you tonight!

If you want one, email us with your offer at peppercreekranch@yahoo.com

God helps those who help themselves to get out your shekels and lets make a deal!!!

Christmas is for Winners!

The one thing that really irks me about this time of year is the "boo hooing" and "woe is me". Winners think about all the things in life they deserve..and they go and get them! Whiners think about all the things they should have or could have but sit around like sluggards.

So this holiday season spread some cheer by winning not whining...it will brighten your day and others as well!

Are you coming to our Halloween Gala next year?

I know its December but we're already planning this event. We're bringing in real Washington apples for bobbing and we'll have an authentic medieval hay ride! Put on your thinking caps and come up with a great outfit!

Another new endeavor

I know deep down in my heart the reason people like us succeed and many on the world fall short is that we're actually smarter and more driven...it really pays off. William is always seeking new ventures and as with everything applies his patented ROI formula to it.

Sooooooooooo this year we're looking to add Powerthirst to our BioFix portfolio! It's for people like us that need "Gratuitous Amounts of Energy". We've pre-ordered 17 cases of Shockolate and Rawberry and will be contacting you (our friends and family) to get your order!

Turkey Day 2007

It's that time of year again to strike down the noble foul known as "Meleagris gallopav" or for the unlearned (like Uncle Albert)....turkey! This year is the same as previous years - we'll all dress in authentic quaker outfits and gather on the front lawn. Next, Glen will release the "Tom" and the adults will strike it down with either small hand clubs or shotguns (depending on who is closer). We've investigated doing some bow hunting and I must admit the act of smoting a turkey with a medieval weapon is something that excites us

Homemaking Tips from Gail

I've been a homemaker for 20 years so I probably know more than you (jk, but seriously):

• Use the little square plastic fastener from bread bags to hold the masking tape in place, instead of folding the end over.



• Put your car keys on the pile of outgoing mail in the evening, so you can't forget to take it to the mailbox the next morning.



• If you soak a pan overnight in 1 part vinegar, 2 parts baking soda and sniff of the king’s brandy you’ll find it’s much easier to clean



• It is better to regift than to receive, so kings to the person that gave me the bread machine because it’s already on it’s way to a new home! (trickle down economics?)



• Use woodscraps from your husbands workshop to put on the coals when you barbecue fish or poultry

The Pan Flute Rocks!

Yes its true, i've found the time to take pan flute lessons! It's so easy i'm not sure why i didn't pick it up before. Have you ever been at a family gathering and a spontaneous sing along started? Me too and have you ever wondered...I wish someone here had a musical instrument we could sing along with. I don't have that problem anymore.



I fashioned my pan flute from some bamboo from the island of Cyprus I bought off ebay and had it bound together with corinthian leather. I love making melodious music with dear friends and family! It truly transforms your wind into song ;)



If you've ever wanted to play the pan flute I recommend this site!

William-isms! you can't get enough of his wisdom

Forgiveness makes you smaller, while Anger forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Learn from the poor, just don’t be poor!

"Cursed is the man who moves his neighbor’s boundary stone” Deuteronomy 27:17.

You live here, you work here, the work will set you free

Tell me more about BioFix!

Over the years many of you have asked us, “Gail, how is it that you and William are so wealthy? Why have you been blessed so richly?” The answer is two simple things: Hard work, and BioFix. In 2005 William and I have made a commitment to really follow our passion and teach as many people as possible about how to be successful (and thin) like us. Bio is a latin word meaning “living creature” and fix as in “it fixes you”. We’re hosting 4 major events per year and would love it if all of you could attend at least two of them. We welcome the chance to sit down with each one of you and teach you the secrets to success and thin living. More on these events to follow! Aren’t you sick of being fat AND poor? BioFix is the best network marketing company since Mcdonalds and we love it!

The Jenkin's first blog!!!!!

good gracious!!! the jenkins first blog...i'm sooooo excited!