Well its true, finally after many many months of hard work and phone calls I've been accepted to an elite NYC art school. I'm entrenched in the full turmoil of finding a suitable residence. I look forward to sharing my experiences with you these next few months as I move to the big apple. Fortunately my wealth and social status affords me the luxury of taking time off. I'm so determined that I had William load up the truck with a few things and as I write this I'm driving to the the BIG APPLE! If i can make it there I can make it anywhere!
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Midgets are crafty
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Bird for Sale!
After many many years of faithful service (which included biting my hand, and crapping in a birdcage 4-5 times a day) its time we bid farewell and find a new home for ChiChi.
ChiChi is an african gray parrot, we originally paid over $500 for!
We're selling the bird, the cage, and a stack of Wichita Times newspapers (which we also call cage liners) all for the low low price of $350.
As in all of my innernet offers...first come first serve y'all!
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Handpainted Portraits Make Greeeeaaat Gifts!
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Portly People and Small Dogs - they go together...
Monday, September 28, 2009
It works every time!
Monday, September 7, 2009
Kids need to know that vegatables can be bad! >:0
3 years ago the left wing media really ramped up their attacks on the beef, and tobacco industries..both of which are near and dear to our hears. Nearly everyone that didn't participate in our MLM programs or come to our galas...turns out were vegatarians. The worst of them were the Vegans! Each Labor day we dress in a large carrot outfit and go about town and scare children, they need to know that vegatables aren't all they are cracked up to be. There have been a few instances where we have had to "roll" strollers and kick children in the fanny, I think it really helps emphasize the message.
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